This seems to be an interesting occurance. I can follow some of the logic which is being put forward, even though there is not much logical about God, and it appeals to me in a little way.
I'll let you figure out what you think of it yourself
Showing posts with label little pleasures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label little pleasures. Show all posts
Sunday 23 May 2010
Friday 14 May 2010
Eh, FIRST TIME SEX ............
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy..
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy..
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'
Thursday 4 March 2010
Eh, a promise of a hug.
I'm after being promised a hug as a symbol of appreciation. I asked what type of hug I would be looking forward to. And she didn't think there was more than one type of hug! Or style of hugging, whichever term you prefer...
The Quick Hello Hug;
This is a quick embrace with only a momentary period of contact. Contact may just be with arms around the partner's body and bare minimum of the chest, and light pressure. Both parties may not stand within each other's personal space. Friendship is the relationship between these two people at nothing more.
The Good-Friend Hello Hug;
This is a little longer than the previous Quick Hello Hug. That is because of the length of time and level of comfort of both people in this relationship. They may have gone through a bit more than the previous pair and know their boundries better than the first couple. They will step in closer so the feet are pretty much touching. More intimate than the first, but still not lovey dovey.
The Man Hug;
Only used between two hetrosexual men. This can go very wrong for some guys. I found a good article on it before. Here's a video
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-give-a-great-man-to-man-hug
The 'I miss you' Hug;
This hug can be preceeded by a little run up and a jump, depending on the circumstances. The grip of this hug is strongest and may be accompanied by the bigger lifting the smaller person up off their feet or side to side rotation (saggital rotation for those who know the lingo, or even transverse rotation). The majority of the body could be in contact. Personal space isn't an issue at all as both people would find the comfort zone and stick with it. The duration can last for much longer than the previous two hugs because of the amount of time the pair have not been with each other. This is not only for a couple in a relationship, but also close friends who genuinely missed each other.
The 'I love you' Hug;
The most loving of all hugs. The longest lasting, time wise. As much of each person's body would be in contact as possible. They feel like they are one. A lovely warmth emits from both people and they can feel more complete than before their loving warm embrace. There is not a whole load of movement as both people enjoy their body's in still contact. The duration can feel like it could last forever.
There's a sample of the hugs I can think of at the moment. Let me know of any other ones you can thin kof which I've missed out on. So for the person who owes me a hug, make your choice I know my preferred one...
And one more video;
The Quick Hello Hug;
This is a quick embrace with only a momentary period of contact. Contact may just be with arms around the partner's body and bare minimum of the chest, and light pressure. Both parties may not stand within each other's personal space. Friendship is the relationship between these two people at nothing more.
The Good-Friend Hello Hug;
This is a little longer than the previous Quick Hello Hug. That is because of the length of time and level of comfort of both people in this relationship. They may have gone through a bit more than the previous pair and know their boundries better than the first couple. They will step in closer so the feet are pretty much touching. More intimate than the first, but still not lovey dovey.
The Man Hug;
Only used between two hetrosexual men. This can go very wrong for some guys. I found a good article on it before. Here's a video
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-give-a-great-man-to-man-hug
The 'I miss you' Hug;
This hug can be preceeded by a little run up and a jump, depending on the circumstances. The grip of this hug is strongest and may be accompanied by the bigger lifting the smaller person up off their feet or side to side rotation (saggital rotation for those who know the lingo, or even transverse rotation). The majority of the body could be in contact. Personal space isn't an issue at all as both people would find the comfort zone and stick with it. The duration can last for much longer than the previous two hugs because of the amount of time the pair have not been with each other. This is not only for a couple in a relationship, but also close friends who genuinely missed each other.
The 'I love you' Hug;
The most loving of all hugs. The longest lasting, time wise. As much of each person's body would be in contact as possible. They feel like they are one. A lovely warmth emits from both people and they can feel more complete than before their loving warm embrace. There is not a whole load of movement as both people enjoy their body's in still contact. The duration can feel like it could last forever.
There's a sample of the hugs I can think of at the moment. Let me know of any other ones you can thin kof which I've missed out on. So for the person who owes me a hug, make your choice I know my preferred one...
And one more video;
Saturday 13 February 2010
Monday 25 January 2010
Eh, a form of stress release
The Whoopee Cushion...
It was invented in 1930 in Toronto, Canada by employees of a company called JEM Rubber Co. They were messing with some of their scrap sheets of rubbers. The guy in charge of JEM Rubber went to Samuel Adams, who ran a practical joke company, but refused to take on the new idea claiming that it was too vulgar and would never sell. JEM then offered the idea to the Johnson Smith Company who sold it with great success.
In the 90's an advancement was made on the Whoopee Cushion, a springy foam was added into the inside of it so draw air into it. And the self-inflating whoopee cushion was born (Wikipedia is a good friend of mine)
So now I got myself a small whoopee cushion, about the size of my palm. It is easy to squeeze and laugh at. It relieves muscle tension in the arm and makes me laugh on most occasions when I'm feeling child-like. These envoke the relaxation response which is a good thing...
It was invented in 1930 in Toronto, Canada by employees of a company called JEM Rubber Co. They were messing with some of their scrap sheets of rubbers. The guy in charge of JEM Rubber went to Samuel Adams, who ran a practical joke company, but refused to take on the new idea claiming that it was too vulgar and would never sell. JEM then offered the idea to the Johnson Smith Company who sold it with great success.
In the 90's an advancement was made on the Whoopee Cushion, a springy foam was added into the inside of it so draw air into it. And the self-inflating whoopee cushion was born (Wikipedia is a good friend of mine)
So now I got myself a small whoopee cushion, about the size of my palm. It is easy to squeeze and laugh at. It relieves muscle tension in the arm and makes me laugh on most occasions when I'm feeling child-like. These envoke the relaxation response which is a good thing...
Sunday 24 January 2010
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Friday 15 January 2010
Monday 28 December 2009
Eh, Married With Children
Who remembers this?
It has one of the more addictive theme tunes.; 'Love and Marriage, go together like a horse and Carriage'....
It has one of the more addictive theme tunes.; 'Love and Marriage, go together like a horse and Carriage'....
Sunday 1 November 2009
Thursday 22 October 2009
Eh, surprises....
What's lovely is when you can still surprise someone even after being with them for so long. If is it a year, or nineteen. Sometimes the look of delight and awe gives such a nice warm deep feeling!!!
For example; coming home a bit earlier in the week and cooking dinner when we get home. The for the idea to crop up that I should invite the other half along too. Which was fine with me.
So you get in contact with herself. Tell her you have a dinner organised for her, but not say that you are doing it. She'll think you are messing because you are in college 66 miles away and not due home until the next day! But this all adds to the moment.
An unforeseen change of plans can sometimes be exactly what one needs to relax and forget about the stresses of life and leaving cert. Have a bash off it.
A nice deed is beneficial and nice; http://lifeaftertheleaving.blogspot.com/2009/09/eh-being-nice-is-genuinely-nice.html for a previous post on this topic...
For example; coming home a bit earlier in the week and cooking dinner when we get home. The for the idea to crop up that I should invite the other half along too. Which was fine with me.
So you get in contact with herself. Tell her you have a dinner organised for her, but not say that you are doing it. She'll think you are messing because you are in college 66 miles away and not due home until the next day! But this all adds to the moment.
An unforeseen change of plans can sometimes be exactly what one needs to relax and forget about the stresses of life and leaving cert. Have a bash off it.
A nice deed is beneficial and nice; http://lifeaftertheleaving.blogspot.com/2009/09/eh-being-nice-is-genuinely-nice.html for a previous post on this topic...
Sunday 4 October 2009
Eh, decisions
Where I'm going to College has a fair few clubs and societies, not as many as UCC (160ish to my last recollection). But still there is a bit for everyone. And for the people who have the more unique hobbies it may be harder to get out there and get to know the people with the same unique hobby. For example, there's actually a massage society in the place I go to... So anything is possible...
My problem is that of the society's abscence to which I would join. So I now have to go and try setting it up. I was going to set one of two up. Frisbee and Improv. A friend asked me, 'Which wold be more beneficial Cian?' I didn't have to answer her. I knew which was the answer and am now going about to setting it up. Just need to know how to set it up. THere's something about a chairperson, secretary and treasurer. And meetings and everything.
This all sounds complicated and eveything, but I'm sure I'll get it up and going and hopefully get a show or two going by the end of the year.... Fingers crossed...
My problem is that of the society's abscence to which I would join. So I now have to go and try setting it up. I was going to set one of two up. Frisbee and Improv. A friend asked me, 'Which wold be more beneficial Cian?' I didn't have to answer her. I knew which was the answer and am now going about to setting it up. Just need to know how to set it up. THere's something about a chairperson, secretary and treasurer. And meetings and everything.
This all sounds complicated and eveything, but I'm sure I'll get it up and going and hopefully get a show or two going by the end of the year.... Fingers crossed...
Saturday 26 September 2009
Eh, a few (interesting) photos to shift through
Seeing as I've nothing to write about due to writers block, I've decided to use a visual medium with a bit of a caption at each photo. Hoefully I'll get onto writing again in the next week or so... But if you make something else of what my caption is, fair enough to ya!!!
Open to interpretation
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An actual car parking space in Ballincollig Shopping centre
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Mr. Potatoe-Head, angry? Or emotional?
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Púca, eagla roimh rud éigin?
And finally............... TO ARTHUR
Open to interpretation
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An actual car parking space in Ballincollig Shopping centre
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Mr. Potatoe-Head, angry? Or emotional?
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Púca, eagla roimh rud éigin?
And finally............... TO ARTHUR
Monday 7 September 2009
Eh, Hitler really gets pissed off easily. We wonder why, watch why and find out why...
First bit advice is to put the video full screen for most of them because the subtitles can be a bit small;
Wednesday 2 September 2009
Eh, being nice is genuinely nice
I have read, in my wading through life, that being nice has proven to be healthy. That feeling you get when you get a compliment is actually a chemical release within the body. Seritonin, if my memory serves me well. Seritonin is teh 'feel good' hormone. It makes you feel better, but it also has the added benefits of doing good within the body... I found the book. Here is what it said;
The positive effects of kindness on the immune system and on the increased production of serotonin in the brain has been proven in reseach studies. Serotonin is a naturally occuring substance in the body that makes us feel more comfortable, peaceful, and even blissful... Research has shown that a simple act of kindness directed towards another improves te functioning of the immune system and stimulates the production of serotonin in both the recipient of kindness and the person extending the kindness. Even more amazing is that persons observing the act of kindness have similar beneficial results. Imagine this! Kindness extended, received or observed beneficially impacts the physical health and feelings of evryone involved!
The Power of Intention, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
So just by the production of and the watching of this video thousands of people have had a bit of a boost of their immune system! And we are involved in that too......
The positive effects of kindness on the immune system and on the increased production of serotonin in the brain has been proven in reseach studies. Serotonin is a naturally occuring substance in the body that makes us feel more comfortable, peaceful, and even blissful... Research has shown that a simple act of kindness directed towards another improves te functioning of the immune system and stimulates the production of serotonin in both the recipient of kindness and the person extending the kindness. Even more amazing is that persons observing the act of kindness have similar beneficial results. Imagine this! Kindness extended, received or observed beneficially impacts the physical health and feelings of evryone involved!
The Power of Intention, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
So just by the production of and the watching of this video thousands of people have had a bit of a boost of their immune system! And we are involved in that too......
Sunday 30 August 2009
Eh, wet pussy
I needed inspiration for a post. A very good humoured friend suggested 'wet pussy'. So after three seconds of thinking this is what I came up with
What is a camera for? It was designed to catch that special moment
Thursday 27 August 2009
Eh, Debs, Date, Dinner and Dancing
Debs; a formal gathering of school leavers
Date; essential to look like you've friends of the opposite sex/lack of one is where a conversation may start (icebreaker)
Prep; tux, corsage, chocolates (optional), sleep.
Getting to the date; organise a meeting place/wait for the other person to turn up/hope your date finds the house/hope your date is punctual because you amy be cutting it tight
At the house; introductions to family/waiting for her to get ready (even after getting the make-up and hair done)/breaking ice with the father/PHOTOS of the couple and family etc.
Getting to the Hotel; gather at the local watering hole/introductions to people you are spending the rest of the night with/warm up pints or drinks/dash to the awaiting bus/asking around for a bottle opener/stopping the bus for a piss-stop/photos for local paper/getting luminous bands to get drink (or not get drink) with serious words of 'terms and conditions' and a response of 'OK'
Dinner;Scramble to get a professional photo taken with the date/step in for a dateless person's photo/fight to snap a set of seats for all the friends or at least two for the couple/eat drink and be merry/play with baloons to see just how many people are childish enough to look and stare and be mesmorised by the weight bobbing up and down in the table with it's being pulled along by a string/group photo of the school goers only/Wait for band to set up
Dancing;self-explanitary/works well with people you're comfortable enough with/Works BEST when you are feeling the energy from them and they are feeling the energy from you so it just grows and grows and it's great
Afterparty; Varies from organiser to organiser/Bowling in the Leisureplex/going to bed (with or without date)/Going to a house party/go home and tell mother about the great night you had (but not everything which happened)/watch movie with date/breakfast in Airport
Getting home; Walk/taxi/stumble/lift from the mother/bus it home
ETA; 0100-1300 (depending on how good the night was)
Date; essential to look like you've friends of the opposite sex/lack of one is where a conversation may start (icebreaker)
Prep; tux, corsage, chocolates (optional), sleep.
Getting to the date; organise a meeting place/wait for the other person to turn up/hope your date finds the house/hope your date is punctual because you amy be cutting it tight
At the house; introductions to family/waiting for her to get ready (even after getting the make-up and hair done)/breaking ice with the father/PHOTOS of the couple and family etc.
Getting to the Hotel; gather at the local watering hole/introductions to people you are spending the rest of the night with/warm up pints or drinks/dash to the awaiting bus/asking around for a bottle opener/stopping the bus for a piss-stop/photos for local paper/getting luminous bands to get drink (or not get drink) with serious words of 'terms and conditions' and a response of 'OK'
Dinner;Scramble to get a professional photo taken with the date/step in for a dateless person's photo/fight to snap a set of seats for all the friends or at least two for the couple/eat drink and be merry/play with baloons to see just how many people are childish enough to look and stare and be mesmorised by the weight bobbing up and down in the table with it's being pulled along by a string/group photo of the school goers only/Wait for band to set up
Dancing;self-explanitary/works well with people you're comfortable enough with/Works BEST when you are feeling the energy from them and they are feeling the energy from you so it just grows and grows and it's great
Afterparty; Varies from organiser to organiser/Bowling in the Leisureplex/going to bed (with or without date)/Going to a house party/go home and tell mother about the great night you had (but not everything which happened)/watch movie with date/breakfast in Airport
Getting home; Walk/taxi/stumble/lift from the mother/bus it home
ETA; 0100-1300 (depending on how good the night was)
Thursday 30 July 2009
Eh, b'fheidir é
Figured a few things recently on my work here. This is like voyage of self discovery at times. Sometimes starting at 0800, sometimes ending at midnight, braitheann sé ar an lá...
I discovered
#I can cycle 50 kilometers in a day and have trouble walking stairs the next morning.
I discovered
#I can cycle 50 kilometers in a day and have trouble walking stairs the next morning.
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#In places like this you are either doing a langer load of work, or fuck all.
#There is fun in the most, or least, desired times.
#calling a boy a girl infront of his face with 15 of his friends means a good run/workout
#Spreading rumours can be entertaining for everyone, includin the people who are involed. But only good rumours, like two are going out with each other
#Going to bed on time has it's benefits of avoiding unforseen work!
#Don't tell a young teenage boy how to say, 'IT'S A BIT OF A BOLLUX' in irish. e may get in trouble for shouting it out within earshot of teacher.
#The slang word for testicles as gaeilge
#how to put spin on a pool ball, finally
#Deep fried Snickers are nicer than Deep fried Mars Bars
And all that in just about 4 days of a 21 day course. Roll on the rest
Sunday 26 July 2009
Eh, work
I'm heading off to my first paying job. Oh the excitement. This man has started earning!
I'll be able to glance into a section of a friend's life when I'm working, can't wait to mention it to her by saying I met Mac. Uí B and the likes!!! The man who was suppsed to get my regards a year and a half ago!!!
But I'm nervous about the future. The two people working in similar positions and f the same gender as me got a tough time. I've no Idea what to expect, but hopefully I'll not regret it...
College of Abuse are you ready for me? Doesn't matter what the answer is, I'm still coming...
And here's something humorous for the time being....
I'll be able to glance into a section of a friend's life when I'm working, can't wait to mention it to her by saying I met Mac. Uí B and the likes!!! The man who was suppsed to get my regards a year and a half ago!!!
But I'm nervous about the future. The two people working in similar positions and f the same gender as me got a tough time. I've no Idea what to expect, but hopefully I'll not regret it...
College of Abuse are you ready for me? Doesn't matter what the answer is, I'm still coming...
And here's something humorous for the time being....
Monday 20 July 2009
Eh, Kayak
For those of you who desire pure and utter brilliance in a certain form I've this to say.
Get yourselves a sea kayak
The reason being that;
the people who like physical geography will be delighted seeing the classroom material being brought to life.
the people who like excerise will get just that, plus fresh air.
the people who desire to see natures physical power will be in awe.
the people who meditation or need to chill out in pure peace will contact the heavens.
The people who want freedom will be immancipated
All in all getting out into the sea is a brilliant experience. THose are the few things I have seen and experienced. Not all of those things will appeal to everyone, but I've covered a big bit of people I hope...
Get yourselves a sea kayak
The reason being that;
the people who like physical geography will be delighted seeing the classroom material being brought to life.
the people who like excerise will get just that, plus fresh air.
the people who desire to see natures physical power will be in awe.
the people who meditation or need to chill out in pure peace will contact the heavens.
The people who want freedom will be immancipated
All in all getting out into the sea is a brilliant experience. THose are the few things I have seen and experienced. Not all of those things will appeal to everyone, but I've covered a big bit of people I hope...
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