This seems to be an interesting occurance. I can follow some of the logic which is being put forward, even though there is not much logical about God, and it appeals to me in a little way.
I'll let you figure out what you think of it yourself
Sunday 23 May 2010
Sunday 16 May 2010
Eh, the end of an acedemic year
There are a few days left paid up in my student accommodation. But what seems to have happened is that I'm not looking forward to leaving this place. The atmosphere is savage, most the people are good fun. But I know that everyone else is going home so the atmosphere is gonna be gone anyway... Hmmm...
Home it is then...
Home it is then...
Friday 14 May 2010
Eh, FIRST TIME SEX ............
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy..
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy..
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'
Saturday 8 May 2010
Eh, as many puddles as possible
In recent times I have tried things which others may think strangely of me. Now I don't care what they think as long as they don't change how they act towards me in a negative manner. Anyway...
I have been told that to find out the type of person you want to be with you ought to try as many different types as you can. This makes sense to me. How can someone say they don't like something if they have never tried it? This seems important to me now as I progress on in life.
Coming from the movie 'Yes, Man' I see the point of the story. Blocking new experiences by refusing them, by saying no, by avoiding them. I've learned lessons and gained experiences from accepting challenges and requests.
Only thing I would say about saying yes to everything, is being smart about saying smart to things. If you think it'll cause you harm, damage, injury or heartbreak then don't do it.
Now, I've dipped my toe in a puddle recently. It was deeper than I had thought, but it was a new experience. I don't regret it. Why should I? But the point is, I've tried that puddle, now I know that I don't want to put my foot in it. And this person adn I have agreed the depth we are going to go. Which is fine, it saves us stress and worry about the awkwardness between us! And now, after some dirty dancing a little friendship has started splurting its roots...
I have been told that to find out the type of person you want to be with you ought to try as many different types as you can. This makes sense to me. How can someone say they don't like something if they have never tried it? This seems important to me now as I progress on in life.
Coming from the movie 'Yes, Man' I see the point of the story. Blocking new experiences by refusing them, by saying no, by avoiding them. I've learned lessons and gained experiences from accepting challenges and requests.
Only thing I would say about saying yes to everything, is being smart about saying smart to things. If you think it'll cause you harm, damage, injury or heartbreak then don't do it.
Now, I've dipped my toe in a puddle recently. It was deeper than I had thought, but it was a new experience. I don't regret it. Why should I? But the point is, I've tried that puddle, now I know that I don't want to put my foot in it. And this person adn I have agreed the depth we are going to go. Which is fine, it saves us stress and worry about the awkwardness between us! And now, after some dirty dancing a little friendship has started splurting its roots...
Thursday 4 March 2010
Eh, a promise of a hug.
I'm after being promised a hug as a symbol of appreciation. I asked what type of hug I would be looking forward to. And she didn't think there was more than one type of hug! Or style of hugging, whichever term you prefer...
The Quick Hello Hug;
This is a quick embrace with only a momentary period of contact. Contact may just be with arms around the partner's body and bare minimum of the chest, and light pressure. Both parties may not stand within each other's personal space. Friendship is the relationship between these two people at nothing more.
The Good-Friend Hello Hug;
This is a little longer than the previous Quick Hello Hug. That is because of the length of time and level of comfort of both people in this relationship. They may have gone through a bit more than the previous pair and know their boundries better than the first couple. They will step in closer so the feet are pretty much touching. More intimate than the first, but still not lovey dovey.
The Man Hug;
Only used between two hetrosexual men. This can go very wrong for some guys. I found a good article on it before. Here's a video
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-give-a-great-man-to-man-hug
The 'I miss you' Hug;
This hug can be preceeded by a little run up and a jump, depending on the circumstances. The grip of this hug is strongest and may be accompanied by the bigger lifting the smaller person up off their feet or side to side rotation (saggital rotation for those who know the lingo, or even transverse rotation). The majority of the body could be in contact. Personal space isn't an issue at all as both people would find the comfort zone and stick with it. The duration can last for much longer than the previous two hugs because of the amount of time the pair have not been with each other. This is not only for a couple in a relationship, but also close friends who genuinely missed each other.
The 'I love you' Hug;
The most loving of all hugs. The longest lasting, time wise. As much of each person's body would be in contact as possible. They feel like they are one. A lovely warmth emits from both people and they can feel more complete than before their loving warm embrace. There is not a whole load of movement as both people enjoy their body's in still contact. The duration can feel like it could last forever.
There's a sample of the hugs I can think of at the moment. Let me know of any other ones you can thin kof which I've missed out on. So for the person who owes me a hug, make your choice I know my preferred one...
And one more video;
The Quick Hello Hug;
This is a quick embrace with only a momentary period of contact. Contact may just be with arms around the partner's body and bare minimum of the chest, and light pressure. Both parties may not stand within each other's personal space. Friendship is the relationship between these two people at nothing more.
The Good-Friend Hello Hug;
This is a little longer than the previous Quick Hello Hug. That is because of the length of time and level of comfort of both people in this relationship. They may have gone through a bit more than the previous pair and know their boundries better than the first couple. They will step in closer so the feet are pretty much touching. More intimate than the first, but still not lovey dovey.
The Man Hug;
Only used between two hetrosexual men. This can go very wrong for some guys. I found a good article on it before. Here's a video
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-give-a-great-man-to-man-hug
The 'I miss you' Hug;
This hug can be preceeded by a little run up and a jump, depending on the circumstances. The grip of this hug is strongest and may be accompanied by the bigger lifting the smaller person up off their feet or side to side rotation (saggital rotation for those who know the lingo, or even transverse rotation). The majority of the body could be in contact. Personal space isn't an issue at all as both people would find the comfort zone and stick with it. The duration can last for much longer than the previous two hugs because of the amount of time the pair have not been with each other. This is not only for a couple in a relationship, but also close friends who genuinely missed each other.
The 'I love you' Hug;
The most loving of all hugs. The longest lasting, time wise. As much of each person's body would be in contact as possible. They feel like they are one. A lovely warmth emits from both people and they can feel more complete than before their loving warm embrace. There is not a whole load of movement as both people enjoy their body's in still contact. The duration can feel like it could last forever.
There's a sample of the hugs I can think of at the moment. Let me know of any other ones you can thin kof which I've missed out on. So for the person who owes me a hug, make your choice I know my preferred one...
And one more video;
Saturday 13 February 2010
Eh, in that cave
Sitting in that cave is not the best place to be, but why the hell not enjoy what you have at the moment? That is a take on things which ought to be adopted at certain moments in life. In the awkward, the good, the happy etc...
Sitting alone waiting for the answers to appear is handy sometimes because it ain't tinted information you are getting. But there has to be an element of a search in the meantime. Just thinking aloud to someone and them asking the right questions, in a safe environment of course. It does actually yield results, you may not get answers but you may get questions you need to answer for yourself. They are the answers which I refer to. Thinking on the questions posed to you.
Eventually, everything makes sense and you get your answers and it all falls into place. But the length of time it'd take for that to happen is varying. That isn't great in terms of making long term plans! Aww well...
Sitting alone waiting for the answers to appear is handy sometimes because it ain't tinted information you are getting. But there has to be an element of a search in the meantime. Just thinking aloud to someone and them asking the right questions, in a safe environment of course. It does actually yield results, you may not get answers but you may get questions you need to answer for yourself. They are the answers which I refer to. Thinking on the questions posed to you.
Eventually, everything makes sense and you get your answers and it all falls into place. But the length of time it'd take for that to happen is varying. That isn't great in terms of making long term plans! Aww well...
Monday 25 January 2010
Eh, a form of stress release
The Whoopee Cushion...
It was invented in 1930 in Toronto, Canada by employees of a company called JEM Rubber Co. They were messing with some of their scrap sheets of rubbers. The guy in charge of JEM Rubber went to Samuel Adams, who ran a practical joke company, but refused to take on the new idea claiming that it was too vulgar and would never sell. JEM then offered the idea to the Johnson Smith Company who sold it with great success.
In the 90's an advancement was made on the Whoopee Cushion, a springy foam was added into the inside of it so draw air into it. And the self-inflating whoopee cushion was born (Wikipedia is a good friend of mine)
So now I got myself a small whoopee cushion, about the size of my palm. It is easy to squeeze and laugh at. It relieves muscle tension in the arm and makes me laugh on most occasions when I'm feeling child-like. These envoke the relaxation response which is a good thing...
It was invented in 1930 in Toronto, Canada by employees of a company called JEM Rubber Co. They were messing with some of their scrap sheets of rubbers. The guy in charge of JEM Rubber went to Samuel Adams, who ran a practical joke company, but refused to take on the new idea claiming that it was too vulgar and would never sell. JEM then offered the idea to the Johnson Smith Company who sold it with great success.
In the 90's an advancement was made on the Whoopee Cushion, a springy foam was added into the inside of it so draw air into it. And the self-inflating whoopee cushion was born (Wikipedia is a good friend of mine)
So now I got myself a small whoopee cushion, about the size of my palm. It is easy to squeeze and laugh at. It relieves muscle tension in the arm and makes me laugh on most occasions when I'm feeling child-like. These envoke the relaxation response which is a good thing...
Sunday 24 January 2010
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Monday 18 January 2010
Eh, a blank page
Anything new has to start somewhere. Usually someone who has something to get done starts somewhere. They have a starting point. An obvious starting off point usually. That is great for them, they can go about their task nice and easily. But what about when the starting point is just as hard to get to as the solution?
Well then frustration ensues. Chaos within ones mind comes with that territory. You know something has to be done, but with the start is difficult to figure out the path is not so clear. It is like looking at a blank page going 'where do I fucking start' when faced with an exam question you are confused looking at, let alone answering. Us students have been there at some stage or other.
This is where I was. I knew I had to do something. But what it was I had to do I hadn't a clue. It was very frustrating. It was upsetting. Not knowing something is one of the more frustrating things. Not knowing what someone thinks of you after you've said somethnig nice to them, not knowing what the rules of the game you are playing in shoulder deep in it or being asked something you should know and think you know, but the words or knowledge escape you. The brain's capacity to work is dampened.
So when that happens, you go right back to that blank page you started with. How bad is that?
Well then frustration ensues. Chaos within ones mind comes with that territory. You know something has to be done, but with the start is difficult to figure out the path is not so clear. It is like looking at a blank page going 'where do I fucking start' when faced with an exam question you are confused looking at, let alone answering. Us students have been there at some stage or other.
This is where I was. I knew I had to do something. But what it was I had to do I hadn't a clue. It was very frustrating. It was upsetting. Not knowing something is one of the more frustrating things. Not knowing what someone thinks of you after you've said somethnig nice to them, not knowing what the rules of the game you are playing in shoulder deep in it or being asked something you should know and think you know, but the words or knowledge escape you. The brain's capacity to work is dampened.
So when that happens, you go right back to that blank page you started with. How bad is that?
Friday 15 January 2010
Friday 1 January 2010
Eh, Happy New 365
Fuck New Year Resolutions, unless it is to learn a new skill you never got around to getting it when you were young.
Forget New Year Resolutions, loosing weight isn't as fun as building a body is.
Go for the New Year Guidance Card, it'll draw your attention to things. It'll either comfort you or prepare you for the next 12 months.
New Year to just let things happen and have grattitude for what comes your way. It may be a blessing in diguise.
The next Decade? We'll see what happens
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