Sunday 23 May 2010

Eh, getting high on JESUS!!!

This seems to be an interesting occurance. I can follow some of the logic which is being put forward, even though there is not much logical about God, and it appeals to me in a little way.

I'll let you figure out what you think of it yourself

Sunday 16 May 2010

Eh, the end of an acedemic year

There are a few days left paid up in my student accommodation. But what seems to have happened is that I'm not looking forward to leaving this place. The atmosphere is savage, most the people are good fun. But I know that everyone else is going home so the atmosphere is gonna be gone anyway... Hmmm...

Home it is then...

Friday 14 May 2010

Eh, FIRST TIME SEX ............

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy..
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'

Saturday 8 May 2010

Eh, as many puddles as possible

In recent times I have tried things which others may think strangely of me. Now I don't care what they think as long as they don't change how they act towards me in a negative manner. Anyway...

I have been told that to find out the type of person you want to be with you ought to try as many different types as you can. This makes sense to me. How can someone say they don't like something if they have never tried it? This seems important to me now as I progress on in life.

Coming from the movie 'Yes, Man' I see the point of the story. Blocking new experiences by refusing them, by saying no, by avoiding them. I've learned lessons and gained experiences from accepting challenges and requests.

Only thing I would say about saying yes to everything, is being smart about saying smart to things. If you think it'll cause you harm, damage, injury or heartbreak then don't do it.

Now, I've dipped my toe in a puddle recently. It was deeper than I had thought, but it was a new experience. I don't regret it. Why should I? But the point is, I've tried that puddle, now I know that I don't want to put my foot in it. And this person adn I have agreed the depth we are going to go. Which is fine, it saves us stress and worry about the awkwardness between us! And now, after some dirty dancing a little friendship has started splurting its roots...